Friday, March 20, 2015

Welcome Stranger!

The Sharlton Environmental Stewards' Conservation Guild is an advisory body on green-behind-the-ears issues into the Town Board and all other town panels and committees. This shall include reviews of new city laws as they're presented as well as other planning and zoning applications to make suggestions about the ecological impacts of those applications and recommendations.

Occasionally, and as determined by the Village People Board, the Guild will profoundly analyze and openly share beautiful recommendations on many different environmental concerns, such as how to smoke weed in public by using vaporizers instead of paper wrappers or bongs. The Commission shall also encourage free expression and shared usage of common bodily functions and deliver really shitty advice that encourages good green vomit routines by local drug dealers and should certainly act as the rectal interface regarding the Town and County for environmentally hostile issues.

Now go get high or shitfaced and forget you ever read this crap. Good day!

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